January 2012
240 posts
New favorite word!!
Subordifriend! A subordinate that’s also a friend! I love 30 Rock.
A baby growing is just a miracle - absolutely fascinating.
Uhhh
Someone tell me how to explain to my 5 year old what “remember” means.
That time I dabbled in an abusive relationship...
I was never hit, because God help the man that ever tries to lay a finger on me because this chick would totally get all “When animals attack…”
But seriously, what this dude did was even more sneaky and damaging. I almost prefer that he would have just popped me in the kisser so I could have killed him and moved on.
First, let’s talk about what our relationship was...
Getting Healthy
Although I go up and down in my commitment to having the perfect strong and healthy body, I unequivocally know the equation. Which I will share with you today, out of the goodness of my heart. You’re welcome world.
First let me start my first advice column by telling you why you should listen to me. My health history in summation:
- Never had a problem with body weight growing up. I...
Kids are funny
Andy: Once, I got bored of a video game….
Me: No wayyy…get out!
Andy: GET BACK IN.
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