January 2010
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almost perfect but not quite...
at the nail place, which is admittedly my favorite thing to do besides Pilates but my favorite part -the massage chair- isn’t working. boo. Ps…these ladies should be car salesmen, they can talk me into the deluxe pedicure everytime!
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The Clear and Drastic Difference Between my...
So, Elyse is the "bully" who is at times alarmingly obsessed with violence although it is always against evil-doers. I promise she has never actually hit anyone. And is weirdly quite the cuddler. I guess she is going to be a tough chick...anyway. Andy is my little pacifist. My sugar biscuit cloud of love sparkles. He would never hurt a fly and is completely uninterested in discussing violence. This is a recent excerpt from one of their conversations in the back seat.
Elyse: If I see a bad guy, I'm going to PUNCH HIM in the FACE and BITE his ARM! Right Andy???
Andy: ....meow.
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So what you're saying is my EXACT WEIGHT is the...
Elyse: I love you Mama.
Me: Love you to babay.
Elyse: I love you bigger than this HOUSE.
Me: I love you bigger than this UNIVERSE.
Elyse: (Always stumped on this one, she takes a moment to consider..."what is the BIGGEST thing I can think of?").........Oh! I love you BIGGER THAN ONE! HUNDRED! FIFTYFIVE! POUNDS!!! That's HUGE, huh Mama??
Me: Enormous. Yes.
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stream of consciousness. (and why its cool, as...
so as my close friends know, I had an ovarian cyst rupture on sat morning. without going into dramatics, I will just tell u that the pain was severe. so I didn’t go to the hospital then, which was stupid but I didn’t want to be dramatic and truly just didn’t want to move. then I was just bed ridden. which drives me crazy. I swear I considered trying pilates yesterday because I...
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Life Lessons by Louisa (part two)
***Names and places have been edited to protect the innocent.
Louisa: So I know Shezbiana from way back when, we used to have tacos in Tucson together.
Me: Hmm...I didn't know Shezbiana was a lesbo?
Louisa: (Blank Stare) Are you saying that the only people I know are lesbians?
Me: Uhhh...yeah? So is she?
Louisa: Yeah...she's bi.
Me: Same dif.
***Note: Later I asked Louisa how many straight people (besides me) had been in her apartment and she couldn't think of any. So don't look at me like that. It was a valid statement!
PS. I love lesbians! Especially ones named Louisa. It's a fact.
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Life Lessons by Louisa (part one)
Me: Is it totally gay if I do this though? Seriously...
Louisa: No, not at all....(hesitation)
Me: ...and by "gay" I mean, do I look like a lesbian for wanting to do this?
Louisa: Yes. Lesbians love motivational conferences.
““would i rather be feared or loved? easy. both. i want people to be afraid of...”
– (via mermaidlove)
“Why, sometimes I’ve had as many as six impossible thoughts before...”
– Alice
how does all this life fit?
I like to look out the window of an airplane and find one single car. I picture that person and where they are driving. work? the grocery store? a funeral? a birth? the potenial complexity of their life overwhelms me as I widen my focus to see the million cars all below me. its…consuming…to absorb that there are billions of people out there with lives just as big and complicated as...
waiting
at the gate. on my way to fly to San Diego to be with my bestie. I always have the same morbid thought when flying alone, “what if I crash and have no one around that I love. ” guess I better get cozy with my aisle buddies.
“every blade of grass has it’s Angel that bends over it and whispers,...”
– the Talmud
“I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
…
babe, don’t...”
– textsfromlastnight.com
light reading material...
I’m going to giggle myself to sleep as I read texts from last night…the website that is.
same usual post...
tomorrow is interval class. SIGH. It’ll be worth it in the end? I consider this training for megs birthday weekend which will be the first time in awhile that my white ass will be in a bikini…Omar, don’t get mad! :)
current events...
swam for awhile at the gym which was actually the perfect thing for me today. played with my bebes. did some laundry after completely running out of chonies…yeah, it was time. currently watching 30 rock with both kids and husband in bed. the end.
waiting
I’ve been promoted to the smaller waiting room but I’m still definitely waiting.
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it hurts my abs to breathe...
I worked out today for two hours. one hour interval, one hour pilates. now I will go take a nap to make up for all that crazy calorie burning. take that!
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Watchmy kids are funny (and cute) (part two)
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WatchMy kids are funny (part one)
WatchThis never stops making me giggle…
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will someone please knock me out?
tomorrow I have to be at Sarah’s, READY TO HIKE A MOUNTAIN at a time where I am normally still sleeping. so here I am, eight mere hours away from wake up and hopelessly wide awake. I really need to get my caffeine addiction in check……uh, starting Sunday because I’m sure as shit going to pound some coffee in the am.
I’m out.
