“I only read it for the articles” is to Maxim as “I only look at the interesting pictures” is to Chive. We’re on to you, boys. We’re on to you.

I’m contesting my parking ticket. Let’s see if...
what if I got a boyfriend
I wouldn’t know...
He looks like a GIRL. I don’t get it.
BOO-YA!
For all you ass-hats that give me shit...
Man…..Blue Ivy will one day see all her parents’...