1. Andy telling me he prayed for his eczema last night and that God did his “magic” because it was better.
2. Me waking up Cameron after our Friday ritual cat nap and him pathetically saying “I barely got to sleep AT ALL because of all the things waking me up!” That’s what alarms do, baby. My sweet sleepy future husband.
I’m contesting my parking ticket. Let’s see if...
what if I got a boyfriend
I wouldn’t know...
He looks like a GIRL. I don’t get it.
BOO-YA!
For all you ass-hats that give me shit...
Man…..Blue Ivy will one day see all her parents’...