I mean, I am aware that whenever I wake up in the middle of the night, he’s sleeping right there next to my bum.
And yes, I do know I live in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia and not the fictional city of Gotham.
And when he eats his own throw-up, he is by no means grim.
And his last name is not Wayne.
And he’s really bad at dodging punches.
And he’s a cat.
But this is Batman we’re talking about.
He could have planned this out.
It is the perfect cover.
And this is 100% for Alicia.
100% for Alicia.
I’m contesting my parking ticket. Let’s see if...
what if I got a boyfriend
I wouldn’t know...
He looks like a GIRL. I don’t get it.
BOO-YA!
For all you ass-hats that give me shit...
Man…..Blue Ivy will one day see all her parents’...